The Flat Earth
One of the most bizarre conspiracy theories has to be that of the Flat Earth. There is even a society with hundreds of members who gather at conventions to discuss the “evidence” that NASA and other agencies, with malicious intentions or out of ignorance, maintain the idea that our planet is a sphere orbiting the Sun.
But the mere fact that it is not day or night everywhere at the same time suggests that the Earth is not flat. When the sun is shining in Europe, it should be visible from New Zealand as well, on a flat Earth. Even if the sun were a kind of spotlight that illuminates only a part of the world, you should still see some stray light in the night part.
Gravity actually makes the existence of a flat Earth impossible. If the Earth were really a flat disk, our world would instantly transform into a sphere; gravity makes all celestial bodies above a certain mass take a spherical shape. And should the flat disc be mysteriously stable, there is a practical problem: the further from the center, the more obliquely gravity works. At the edges of the disc, the flat surface feels like a steep slope up.
Flat-Earthers try to talk their way out of this by stating that the Earth is moving upwards at an acceleration of 9.8 m / s² and that it is that motion which causes gravity. I’m not making this up. And the fact that we haven’t accelereted beyond light speed yet has, according to the believers, to do with Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativity: we are getting closer to the speed of light but we never quite reach it. Isn’t it amazing that even the conspiracy theorists apparently have a deep respect for Newton and Einstein?
No, an alternative explanation seems more plausible to me: a flat surface that is infinite in all directions. As a child I already liked that idea: imagine that beyond America is not Asia but a completely new continent. And one more beyond that. And another one.
I developed that idea into the above alternative world map. Or, well, to a map of a tiny portion of that hypothetical, endless Flat Earth. An area of about 100,000 kilometers square. With the seven continents as we know them in the middle, surrounded by a capricious network of entirely unknown continents, islands and archipelagos. With jungles and deserts, savannas and tundras, mountain ranges and polar caps. With lakes and inland seas. And with peninsulas, isthmuses and places that ask for a Panama Canal.
How different would the era of great discoveries have been on that endless Earth. Tasman, Cook and their colleagues would probably first have explored the world east-west, sailing on the trade winds. Later, Amundsen and Scott, navigating between the icebergs, would have discovered that it was slowly getting warmer on the other side of the north and south poles until they reached another equator.
In modern times, planes take you across a few continents quickly and comfortably. This offers unprecedented opportunities for adventurous holidays. If you travel far enough, you can boldly go where no one has gone before. I just can’t guarantee that there is good WiFi everywhere.
The further you travel on such a flat Earth, the more exotic the plants and animals you will encounter. Australia, America and even a large island like Madagascar originally had their own flora and fauna. And although the map shows some land bridges and narrow straits, many continents are so isolated that the plant and animal kingdoms have evolved completely independently. And that even on this small square of only 10 billion square kilometers; the wonders that can be found even further away defy the imagination.
Of course, this concept of the endless flat Earth also raises questions. For example, what is the explanation for the horizontal distribution of climate zones? Are there heating pipes under the equators or are there cooling elements in the polar regions? What about plate tectonics and the drift of the continents? And how exactly do we explain the rising and setting of the Sun? The latter is a tricky point in any flat earth theory, as we saw earlier in this blog post.
Anyway, you shouldn’t destroy a good story with reasoning. In that respect, this map of the Flat Earth can be compared to my Inverted World Map: don’t ask how it’s possible, just stand amazed…